I got my first review!

The worst enemy is one incapable of understanding why they're wrong.

Observer, you're a tool. Nobody cares what my point was, and if you can't figure that out yourself, then at least refrain from insulting other people due to your own lack of abilities.

Joel I read your blog. It's borring. And in this instance, you're like a small lowd dog making a big big fuss over nothing. A small lowd, ANNOYING dog, I may add. As far as making a fool out of oneself goes, take down your blog, then maybe your words will carry some merit.

Posted by: Nikita at November 27, 2006 08:57 PM link

Even though this is coming from someone who doesn't understand the meaning of reverse psychology and spells “loud” with a ‘w’; I still feel quite honored. My personal favorite part of his tirade is that the best insult he could muster was that my blog was boring. With a heart stopping blow such as that, I really don’t know if I am going to have the heart to be able to keep this blog up.

Taking down my blog would probably do a lot of good things for all involved (to be honest, “all involved” probably only pertains to me and my good friend Nikita). I guess the first plus to the removal of my blog is adding some much needed merit to my words. That way everyone who reads my infrequent comments on DevilMonkey can be sure that my comments are extremely prestigious.

Secondly I would stop boring Nikita. The entire reason I created a blog was to entertain complete strangers. But right now all it is doing is giving me something to kill some extra time with.

I would really love to keep making fun of him but I'm afraid i would be reduced to insulting his grammar, not that I am above that or anything, I am just to lazy.

Curly Frys

After that first night of blogging it seems as though all of my blogging motivation has worn off. Although I feel the need to write another epic blog like last night I don't know if I can translate the fluid awesomeness floating around in my brain into writing.

Maybe a lesser man would have called it a night and headed to bed. Honestly, I would really love to do that, but instead I will write something for my loyal blog readers.

I know that many many people come to this site several times daily to attempt to grab onto some shred of meaning in their lives. But I have discovered an astounding trend. Of all of these people none have ever seemed to leave a comment on my thought provoking and witty blogs. In order to jump start my comment flow, I am going to start a contest. The first person to leave a comment on on of my blogs will receive a personally signed one dollar bill.

Alright, but now after awkwardly trying to conceive paragraph after paragraph and eating an unhealthy amount of beef jerky, I think I'm ready to head to bed. But before I do that I will leave you with a short story.

Last night me and my friends Thomas and Shane (who will be referred to as Samoht and Ed respectively in order to maintain their privacy) were sitting in Samoht's truck. After we had braved an attack of curly fries from another truck, Samoht tried to get all of the curly fries off of his windshield using his windshield wipers. After several attempts one, lone, curly fry remained locked on to one of the wiper blades. Getting angrier and angrier at the clingy curly fry Samoht started turning his windshield wipers on and off faster and faster trying unsucsessfully to break the grasp of the fry. Finnally Ed piped up from the back; “Dude, it’s a curly fry. You have no chance.”

Welcome to the Blog-o-sphere

So tonight I think I am finally ready to break into the world of blogging. This is really a big obligation. Literally tens of people will now be able to get on line and read my deepest darkest blog related secrets. Some of you may wonder to your self: “Self, is Joel really awesome enough to type a blog that the average, overly attractive single 18 year old female with obnoxiously large breast implants would enjoy reading about?” but let me reassure you that the answer to that is a resounding yes. Even though I am quite sure most of my skeptics were instantly crushed both mentally and physically by that last sentence, I will provide for you a list of reasons why I’m awesome.

• I don’t have a Mohawk
• I used the term blog-o-sphere
• I am incredibly hairy
• Look at my blogging competition link

Seriously, with all of that going for me how can my blog possibly suck?